Posted by DJ Andeee at mason.ge.com on August 25, 2000 at 19:13:17:
In Reply to: Floridian Mallrats III: Irish English posted by Homeliss on August 25, 2000 at 18:44:52:
I have a story about a viewaskew board poster named Homeliss, one time they posted this really funny story for Kevin and Jay about this dude named English Fuck. He got them all kicked out of a mall and ordered food to someones house because he was a bad bad boy. The story was so funny Kevin decided to tear up the latest version of the VA5 script and hired Homeliss as a Ghost Writer to write a new one from scratch. The movie was released and it made about 60 million in its first weekend. All the hardcore viewaskew peeps were very suprised to see that Silent Bob was replaced by a A red parrot named Loud Lucy (still played by Kevin Smith) and Jay was replaced with a character named English Fuck played by Carmen Diaz. The marketing was crazy, they sold millions of t-shirts with funny sayings like "English Fuck, you're nothing but a fuck" and "English Fuck, you're more stupider than 10 ducks"