Posted by "Fletch" at ppp090.leb.centurytel.net on August 26, 2000 at 20:34:20:
In Reply to: Re: Spaghetti Westerns- We're sending Clint in... posted by Homeliss on August 26, 2000 at 19:34:41:
: : : Where do you live Fletch? Tell me so I can come to your house and you can try to kick my ass. However I must warn you, I will be armed, drunk, and very fucking pissed off.
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: : : The irony here is, as a former bouncer I'm used to dealing with "drunk and pissed on" people...and I've taken a few weapons away in my day as well (although I suspect you're confusing having a dick with being armed, when in reality it's just there for warning shots only and always fires off prematurely). Why don't you just post your address on the net for all to see so I can give Clint the directions? C'mon Sister Sarah, show us that your testicles have dropped already..."Fletch"
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: : : to kick your snitchin bitchin little ass Homeliss...and I ain't talkin no space cow BOY. I'm talkin straight poncho, cigar chompin with the mean squint baby...You'll have a new story to tell, as you come face to face with the spaghetti western man and shit yourself (better have mommy strap those depends back on). Your stories remind me of the movie Wagons East (last John Candy movie- RIP), where the guy says "his brother ate sheep shit" and then later retracks the joke as his punchline when he says "I don't even have a brother, I am the one who ate sheep shit". I think you're a mini-fucking Dahlmer down in Florida, you are the sick little bastard doing all this shit IMHO...You Pathetic Little Fucking Stain... "Fletch"
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: : : Dear Kev and Jay,
: : : I have some more stories about another kid from Springs. His names English Fuck. Today he got us kicked out of the mall because he was harassing a clerk at Waldenbooks, he got kicked out of an apartment complex in our town because he was throwing trash cans into the community swimming pool, got suspended from school 13 times last school year, and he ordered $300 worth of squid, pork, duck, and chicken to a neo nazi's house. His parents also once caught him smoking weed and he was grounded for only a week!
: : : I'll dig up some more dirt on this kid and others soon. Later, snoogans.
: : : -Homeliss