Posted by A Ziggen at px2ar.ed.wave.shaw.ca on August 27, 2000 at 14:36:02:
In Reply to: Waitaminnit... posted by Darth Dobbin on August 27, 2000 at 11:32:15:
: TWO?! Um, I don't know the specific protocols of the breast-feeding world, but when do folks usually stop serving from the tap, so to speak?
: You don't want a kid speaking in full sentences to be making requests along the lines of "Mother! I grow hungry. Please unsheathe your teat, that I may sup upon it. And be quick about it!"
Homelis has a friend named Turkish Pete. He was still breastfeeding at sixteen. He was so bad ass that his mother had to wean him by fending him off with a hockey stick.