Posted by Johnny_Slick at 207.149.178.252 on September 05, 2000 at 23:56:11:
In Reply to: Perfect character available for anyone . . . posted by Kris Hanson on September 05, 2000 at 20:19:59:
Great! I'll use it my upcoming screenplay, "Stupid Ass Characters Who All Get Crushed Like a Bug."
HONK! HONK!
Hey, look! The lame bus has pulled in! Time for you to hop aboard!
: I'm offering up this character to anyone (including Kevin) who would like to use her.
: The character's name is Robyn and all throughout any timeline she's in, she always shows up with a different boyfriend. Not only that, the boyfriends get continually shorter until she's finally dating a guy shorter than her five-foot frame. Whether it's within a one day time frame, or a six month time frame, she's always with a different guy.
: Think of all of the comedic possiblities! Change the name, change the game, but she's still a perfect garden utensil character (read: ho). Sorry. that's all I could come up to leave you all with.
: Well, I'm going home on that high note. Have a great evening everyone!
: --Kris