Posted by Capmtrips at aha.org on September 05, 2000 at 14:31:08:
Kev:
Huge fan, love your work, but why not more gratuitous nudity in your
flicks?? We loved (that's a royal "we" by the by) ex-Three's Co. babe
'Cilla Barnes as the three-nipped fortune teller in Mallrats--I don't
think she's even done a movie that she doesn't drop trou at least
once in--wait, I take that back, there's that one Timothy Dalton Bond
flick--not to mention the topless Joey Lauren Adams (which, by the
way, doesn't really make up for her not getting nekkid in Chasing
Amy--it's a movie about lesbians for chrissake, and you didn't even
give us the proverbial "Bound" Tilley/Gershon rave-up with Joey
Lauren and whoever, what gives?).
But other than Mallrats, we're left high and dry. And it's not as though
you haven't cast any non-worthy actresses, or any who wouldn't be
willing (Both Salma Hayek and Linda Fiorentino have done gratuitous
nudity in previous work, for which we're much obliged!!).
What we really want to know is if you have any nice nudes of Lisa
Spoonauer. Nothing raunchy, just some nice topless stuff or soft core
would be much appreciated. I read on the web site where she's
shacked up with Randal from Clerks. If you don't have any of the
forementioned material on hand for sale or bid on E-Jay, perhaps he
might be persuaded to part with some (or discreetly set up web cams
around his place--hell, man, you could do pay-per-view of that on the
site and bury whatever you're netting from E-Jay. Porn still drives the
Internet, you know, and it ain't going nowhere but up). I mean hey, he
shouldn't be offended and it never hurts to ask. I got a line on a nice
wad of money if I can come up with any Caitlan nudes and I'd be
happy to share..........food for thought.
Anyhoo, keep up the good work and we're highly anticipating the next
release date.
Oh yeah, in Clerks, does the Jay quote go "Pack of wraps my good
man. Time to kick-back, drink some beers and shmoke some
weed."? Two of us have it as the startup Windows sound on our PCs
and its devolved into a very heated argument as to the exact wording
of it. Any help is much appreciated.
Thanks,
Da Cap'm