Posted by Kris Hanson at mheropdc.messagehero.com on September 05, 2000 at 14:44:29:
In Reply to: Check this out...THE GATOR ARMY HAS JUST BEGUN! posted by BrianLynch on September 05, 2000 at 14:25:45:
I'm not going to quote that last message for fear of having to again read what Mr. Alligator wrote (maybe he rote it instead).
Damn, Brian, that's one wacky friend you've got there! He loves you, I think, but he just doesn't know how to express it, so he uses this Albino Alligator Productions (he ripped that off from Kevin Spacey, I guess) as a front to show his affection. I conferred with Dr. Ruth on this, and she agrees . . . that Crisco is the #1 baking lard of choice.
Seriously, that is why when a child is breast fed, it's by a woman . . . not a man. You know, I think he just ripped off "The Devil Bunnies Must Die" I drew five years back. He must be diggin' through my trash.
Change your "Space Monkeys" to "Space Monkey" and make a talking, rabid Hungarian the sidekick and you've got a greenlight for $50 million. Troma will put it out in Nebraska and Iowa and the deceased remains of the great Fritz Lang gets the international rights(ie-outside of Iowa and Nebraska).
I hope you and alligator boy work your differences out and have a long lasting relationship.
--Kris