Posted by TheEasterBunny at spider-mtc-tc013.proxy.aol.com on September 05, 2000 at 15:44:34:
In Reply to: Check this out...THE GATOR ARMY HAS JUST BEGUN! posted by BrianLynch on September 05, 2000 at 14:25:45:
Here is an exerpt from Fuzzy Bunnies From Hell :
FUZZY BUNNY #1 (Deagathon)
Come on, lets go get a bite to eat.
FUZZY BUNNY #2 (Argonon)
Okay, lets go to the Cookie stand.
Int. HELL. TWO OF THE MOST ELITE FUZZY BUNNY'S FROM HELL ARE WALKING THROUGH A MONSTROSITY OF CONSUMERISM WHEN SUDDENLY A BOUT OF OVERWHELMING HUNGER STRIKES. THE TWO HEAD TO THE HAPPY-YUMMY-COOKIE STAND TO NIBBLE ON SOME CARROT CAKE COOKIES AND SIP SOME LIQUID NOURISHMENT.
INT. A BENCH IN FRONT OF THE COOKIE STAND.
ARGONON
It's impossible, Lois could never have Supermans
baby.
Deagathon
Why not? It's bound to come up.
ARGONON
It's impossible, do you really...(looks off to his left)
DEAGATHON
(notices Argonon's lack of concentration) What is it?
ARGONON
Holy shit! I'll be right back.
ARGONON WALKS OFF WHILE DEAGATHON WATCHES.
Ext. A EXTERIER ROBE STORE. THERE IS A BITCHY LOOKING FUZZY BUNNY FROM HELL. ARGONON WALKS UP TO HER.
ARGONON
What are you doing here?
FEMALE FBFH (DUSTY)
What are you doing here Arg?
ARGONON
Come on baby, lets go to the eleveator and do
do it like...(pauses to think to himself)..umm
lets do it like bunnies.
DUSTY
Listen Argonon, I have taken your shit with a grain
of salt long enough. I am not your little Dust-Bunny
to kick around anymore.
For now that is the only part of the top secret script we were able to acquire and after reviewing it, we decided not to even try to acquire anymore. But we are gonna try to get ahold of their next script - "I Know What You Teenage Mutant Ninja Mallrats Did Last Summer While You Screamed At Mrs. Tingle About Chasing Amy With Magnolia's Spawing All These Weird Ideas And Pulp Fiction."
The Easter Bunny - not related to any of the said Fuzzy Bunnies From Hell