Posted by Sir James Lacaita at bpr9-125.ih2000.net on September 07, 2000 at 22:56:07:
...or don't, but it'd be super kick ass ("super kick ass"? Am I stoned?) if you did.
Dear Super Smith (I must be stoned, sorry),
OPINIONS
Have you ever seen What Planet Are You From? I think it's pretty funny (although my so-called sense of humor is sick and twisted), and was just wondering what one of my favorite (mmmm, the sweet taste of ass) directors thought of it.
MST3K
Did you ever catch this show? Did you like it? If you did, there's a group of us MSTIES that get together every once in a while, log on this new thing called "the internet", and make fun of a selected movie (Tomorrow we'll be watching James Bond: The World Is Not Enough, A.K.A TWINE), it's lots of fun and if you're a fan of the show you should look us up (Email me for more info, if you're interested, that is)
PARODIES
I'm writing yet another movie (will I ever stop?), this time it's a parody (much easier to write) of The Matrix. I'm not sure of a title(As of now I call it The Suffix), so any help on a more clever title from anyone would be greatly appreciated. Anyway, I'm writing it and this is what I have so far:
Neo-Neon, he's 40, bald, and fat
Morpheus-Orpheus(Probably gonna change it, but for now...) He's bald and black in The Suffix, while "the real world" he's a 16 y/o computer geek
Trinity-Serenity(probably gonna change it) In the Suffix she's beautiful, in the real world she's a he.
etcetera.
-David "I didn't fight in 'Nam so that...wait...I never fought in 'Nam, nevermind" Kirkland