Posted by BrianLynch at cc31423-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on September 11, 2000 at 10:13:53:
In Reply to: Clue Askew posted by Islanders! on September 10, 2000 at 19:04:23:
Get out of the house. Now. Go. Run. Git.
Jesus, what did you people do before the internet? "Mom, if Kevin Smith made a View Askew version of CLUE, would Professor Plum be Jason Lee or Jay Mewes?" "What, honey? I don't know, ask your friends". "If only I had some, Mom...if only I had some. But there must be someone in this great big world of ours that is thinking about the same question...I wish there were a way to contact them without leaving my house and getting pelted with dog feces from the football team...if this new media also gave me easier access to porn and told me how to make a bomb using everyday household items, well, gosh darn, it would be like a gift from above".
And God gave us the internet. And it was good.