Posted by Japanfreak at 1cust222.tnt1.salisbury.md.da.uu.net on September 11, 2000 at 12:25:18:
A week ago my grandfather was in the hospital, he had a stroke and they kept him about a week. While visiting him one day my grandmother cousin and I decided to go to the cafitera to get something to eat.
Well the waitress we had, had a new york accient, so I asked her,
"Are you from New york?"
"No."
"New Jersey then?"
"Yes!"
"Was it anywhere near Red Bank?"
"Yes!," She was interested now and named a small town i never heard of.
"Is that near Middletown or leonardo?"
"Yes, Are you from there?"
"No." That puzzled her.
"Then..." she said.
"No, I am just a big Kevin Smith fan."
"he's the one that did Chasing Amy right?"
"Yeah, he also did Clerks, Mallrats, and Dogma too"
"Yeah.." She smiled, she was attractive too!!
By this time my grandmother woulda killed me if she didnt get to order any fodd so I shut up till we left. Than I built up the courage to ask for her digits and I got them! So Kevin, Thank you. I never thought I could pick up chicks becuase of you! lol
On another not here I hope to be going to vulgration2000 kev, will the stash be stoked good for the event, gotta make sure i get some items while im there. Thanks and Snootch!