Posted by Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock at cd-191-37.ra30.dc.capu.net on September 22, 2000 at 18:12:34:
In Reply to: So single he has a wife. *nt* posted by Nightswimmer on September 22, 2000 at 16:48:57:
True, Jason *has* a wife.
Then again, let us consider who's really doing the aquiring in this pro-marital affair.
Sure, Carmen is rosy-cheeked and pretty in a fresh-facedway...but who isn't anymore? Now, Jason? Just how common are guys like this?
Not only does she have exclusive claims to Jason's affection (and body ta boot!), but she even walks away from this with his name. She has taken on the name of Lee as spouse to one Jason Lee.
Sure, Brodie (fictional character portrayed by one Jason Lee) would give a testical to appear on t.v. (that is, before the chance to do so was rightfully and righteously given to him), but imagine what the masses of ladies in the audience (and a few select men) would give for the oppurtunites that Carmen is privvy to.
Hey, kids. You'd have no trouble play-acting blatantly homosexual affection with a same-sex performer too if your heterosexual appeal to your one and only were as rock-cemented as Carmen's (actually, Joey had nothing to worry about either, but for entirely different reasons)...
One last thing, have a great fuckin' weekend everybody.
Go court someone you dig!!
--tom
...the talented mister...