Posted by Seamus at ascend2-51.vf.pond.com on September 22, 2000 at 22:40:43:
In Reply to: I'm gonna make it up to you, this time I mean it! posted by BrianLynch on September 22, 2000 at 03:00:53:
Deep Hurting!
The biggest lie of all:
(Please note: This script is intended for _entertainment_ and educational purposes only.)
If only to laugh at it.
My favorite line:
ELLEN
You're almost as fast as your
father. He could snatch a tomato
out of a salad faster that a rabbit
makes love.
What the fuck? What was this guy smoking when he wrote this? And why didn't he just say 'faster than a fucking rabbit?'
This stuff makes me yearn for the glory years of MST3K.
Jim