Posted by Jim Shady at wmgate1.wmintl.co.uk on September 29, 2000 at 12:18:26:
Chaps,
Please don't get me wrong about Kylie - I love the "tiny-titted teen temptress" (as she was known all those years ago) as much as anyone. Her charming persona and stunning good looks have always been welcome on my television. Also, the semi-nudie shots she did for GQ a couple of months back reaffirmed her position as perennial sex-kitten. Any bad feelings I have for her extend only as far as her music, because she has released some truly dreadful singles over the years. We cried out "Kylie, Kylie, sweet and smiley, sing us a song in a rub-a-dub stylee". But she didn't.
Oh, and I'm equally enamoured of her charming sister Dannii as well, who did actually put out a decent single a couple of years ago. I am also the proud possessor of a personally-signed photograph of her, complete with kisses! And this was when she didn't have dodgy hair...
Jim Shady
"I should be so lucky..."