Posted by BethAB at mason.ge.com on September 29, 2000 at 14:44:15:
In Reply to: Its like a cult of X-File fans. posted by MickCollins. on September 29, 2000 at 12:37:43:
I was a mormon for a day...it wasn't that bad. Okay, it was or I guess I wouldn't have quit so early. At least the scientologists are open minded, but non-christian religions tend to be more open minded I guess. Hey if anyone knows any specifics about Scientology e-mail me (click "follow up by e-mail" bellow. I'm in this discussion group that's been on the topic lately and I have nothing intelligent to say on the issue becuase I don't know anything about it.
: Insert L-Ron for Mulder, Jenna Elfman for Scully and Travolta for random lardass.
: : I recently saw something about scientology on the net (obtained from newsaskew.com) and it said Jason Lee was a scientologist.::
: Newsaskew? Nazi Propaganda.
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: :: They were probably putting him in there to be hip or something.::
: Yes,because Jenna Elfman and Travolta are just the epitome of hep. Why, when I think I'm straight mackin', with bbq sauce on my chin, a beer on my gut and a chin with more rolls than a Boeing 757,I say "I'm Straight-Travolta,baby". Cruise used to be a Scientologist but he quietly cut ties because he realized that any religion wackier than those that believe a dead guy got back up and did'nt take Eric Draven-esque revenge on his opressor's is just damn wacky. Or they wanted his money.
: But does anyone know what Jason's Religous Faith is?::
: He is a Scientologist. I may not agree, but I dig his work so he could be a Zoroastrian as long as he keeps delivering lines well,its all peaches. Now, if he was a mormon, then I'd worry. Those fuckers creep me out. I used to live near a Mormon Church, it was like "Trick or Treat,Heathen, do you wish to find Jesus? He lives in Utah now". I started answering the door wearing a Mitre(I actually have one,yeehaw) and a raised Austin-Middle Finger. "If the damn Queen and Roosevelt can't make me a dirty Anglican, Your incestuous prophets and his marathon of ugly wives ain't gonna shift me. The God I worship would never set foot in Utah unless he wanted to watch the Jazz lose another play-off series. Now FACK OFF".
: -MickCollins.