Posted by Cat Wrangler at 208.243.172.152 on October 01, 2000 at 18:08:21:
In Reply to: *REPOST* from Brian Lynch posted by Pickle on October 01, 2000 at 17:29:06:
: original question: "what will happen to all of this (the website, the WWWboard, this community) after VA5? "
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: Answer:
: Myself, Kevin, Vin and Bryan Johnson were enjoying the Holmdel Haunted Hayride last night in beautiful Pawtucket, New Jersey. Johnson and Vin "thought they saw something spooky" in the woods near said hayride and ran off to fight it. They must'nt have been too scared, because they were holding hands and giggling like girls into the woods, but whatever foul demon they encountered must have been some kinda formidable foe because Kevbo and I heard all sorts of crazy screaming and moaning from in the woods for the next forty-five minutes.
: Anyway, I took this oppurtunity to buy Kevin a candied apple/ask him about the future of the web board after Jay and Silent Bob are killed in the new hit movie CHASING MALLCLERKS...MA. He wouldn't fess up until I bought him a giant swirled lolli AND payed for him to stick his head through a wooden picture that made him look like The Phantom of The Opera (we didn't even have a camera...he said he always just wanted to be the Phantom of the Opera after Walt beat him out for the lead in the high school musical production of GUYS AND DOLLS.
: Anyway, by that time, I had forgotten my question, but remembered it just as a guy dressed as CRAZY CHEF WHO SERVED HUMAN BRAINS ON A BUN AND RAT-BURGERS jumped out and raised his machete in the air. I shoved Kevin out of the way (forcing the lolli to get stuck in his beard, mad props to the two kids who helped pull it out...Jimmy and Tommy, your buddy-christ statues are on their way!) and beat the dude senseless. Anyway, after the cops told me it was all "part of the hayride" one of them asked what the future of the VA board was gonna be after Kevin retires Jay and Silent Bob. Kevin said it would definitely be dissolved and taken down. The cop looked dissapointed but had to put his sadness aside when he got an all points bulletin about two bigfoots in the nearby woods, not necessary scaring kids, but "humpin' like it's prom night".
: If a new board goes up, could someone re-post this? I think it's an important answer to a question everyone's been asking.
: I go now. To cry. And to start makin' friends on the Affleck board, because THIS SHIP OF DORKS IS GOIN' TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! JUMP OFF WHILEST YOU CAN!