Posted by Walnutman at 24.66.28.176.on.wave.home.com on October 13, 2000 at 16:04:13:
In Reply to: Talkative? and KEVIN SMITH article. posted by I am Silent Bob on October 13, 2000 at 15:03:50:
: Talkative? I am typing into a computer here. Besides why would I not be talkative. You don't make good sense, man.
You don't talk good English, commie.
: Did everyone read that article KEVIN SMITH did for that online site? I did, and I found it hard to follow. One minute KEVIN SMITH is writing about making a movie, then we is writing about his home life, his daily routine, airplanes, why LA is bad, and then he makes comments about comics. I am not sure what the article is about. IT had nothing to do with that MONKEY from MALLRATS.
YOU are still an IDIOT. IT WASN'T supposed to HAVE anything TO do with Suzanne.
: Also I rented CHASING AMY last night and i have to say that it lacked a lot of SILENT BOB'S hilarious antics. I don't that JAY and SILENT were on screen for more than a few minutes. I did like that SILENT has that YODA-LIKE intellect where he tells the person exactly what they need to know to accomplish their task. Even if in the end that guy, HOLDEN loses the girl and his best friend. So maybe that advice SILENT gave HOLDEN was, as you say, "whack".
MAYBE you should go BACK to the CHEVY Chase ChATROOm.
: I also like the movie because JAY and SILENT BOB had a comic book written about them and I like that they said they were going to CHI-town. I like that the writter/directo connected the movie with DOGMA like that.
Do you know what I would like? A board without you.
: But I still like MALLRATS and CLERKS the best with DOGMA coming in at third and CHASING AMY last. My recipe for good movie is add one part JAY and one part SILENT BOB throw in hilarious situations, mix well shake, serve with some fatty boom batty blunts.
My recipe for you: Take one annoying person, subtract daily Ritalin doses, add an Internet connection, and subtract intelligence, bandwith, and enjoyment.
: I am going to buy the JAY and SILENT BOB miniseries today so I can find what happens to them and that MONKEY, information that I thought I would find over at the article but oh well.
: I wish I would have found this site a month ago so I could have bought
some VULGARATHON tickets.
I am SO glad you didn't find htis site a month ago.
: I AM SILENT BOB
I AM PISSED OFF.
~~Walnut, man.~~