Posted by Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel at proxy2-external.nash1.tn.home.com on October 13, 2000 at 19:44:08:
In Reply to: Can you even form a sentence? Christ, you're sad. posted by Mr. Killmonkey on October 13, 2000 at 16:35:21:
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: : I merely stated a fact which you didn't seem to consider.
: No. No, I considered it, but it was too fucking assinine for me to actually give any thought to. You started this whole pissing match by being angry at me for "assuming" that Kevin never would put a monkey in one of his movies, when in fact he had.
: I knew that. My original post was all about where I thought the title of the column came from and why it made no sense to assume that Kevin was talking about a literal monkey. However, you, Mr. Smith-Expert, came charging in with an anal retentive piece of trivia that I (and most people here) already knew, telling me that I didn't know shit.
: You wanted to be Smalls, correcting the heathen who didn't know better, but instead you just came off as a presumptous asshole with a thing for chimps. So fucking pathetic...
: : You have problems communicating with people, don't you? Try reading what people actually say.
: No, I communicate fine and I read at an eight-grade level. Unfortunately, I often have a hard time understand the lonely, dumbfuck ramblings that all too often occupy space on this board. Guess it's just my cross to bear...
HAHAHAHA! This is either a very young kid or a very stupid man. To be proud of reading at an 8th grade level?! What the hell are you doing in here, you must be about 5?! You do know these movies are rated R? What would your parents say if they knew you watched a rated R movie? You would be grounded for a few weeks and not allowing to watch the damn Telletubbies. Plus, you are obviously the dumbest person ... wait second dumbest person in here (forgot about 1st Gator, has he been banned yet?). You are arguing because he has a valid point. DUMBASS! Oops, i said a dirty word. Please don't tell the teacher on me.
matt - save your dignity, don't respond. HAHA you dumb bastard!
PS - I believe Brodie said, "Why can't they remake good shows ...? The story of a man and his monkey ..."
PPS - I paraphrased because I honestly can't remember the exact wording. Please don't crucify me you anal retentive bastards.