Posted by Sir James Lacaita at bpr1-042.ih2000.net on October 14, 2000 at 00:25:13:
In Reply to: See, I told you people posted by I am Silent Bob on October 13, 2000 at 22:07:46:
: The MONKEY from MALLRATS is going to be in the new VA5 movie. Methinks that is why they deleted it the other day. They did not want to let the cat, or in this case the MONKEY, out of the bag.
First of all, don't capitalize the whole damn word, the first letter would be sufficient.
Secondly, if you actually think that that's why they deleted it, you're wrong. They deleted it because it was long, pointless, and stupid.
Thirdly, if you ever use the word "methinks" again, I will hunt you down and pummel you to death with a bag of claw hammers.
: I salute you KEVIN SMITH, and I commend your decision to include the MONKEY from MALLRATS. You already have my $8.50 and nothing I hear or read about your next opus will change that.
Now you're just elaborating on the misconception that Kevin will put the monkey in VA5. He might, but the more you elaborate on hope (typing as if it is set in stone), the more of an idiot you sound like.
: And soon the JAY and SILENT BOB miniseries will arrive on my doorstep so I will be able to some idea about how the whole MONKEY situation came to be.
Good for you, just sit on your porch with a bucket of meat and give people
the "evil eye" while you wait, it's fun! The longer you stay off of this board, the happier I will be.
: And KEVIN SMITH, if you are reading this, the title of the movie is DEVELOPING THE MONKEY or just MONKEY isn't it? PLEASE say yes.
I want to hurt you.
: I AM SILENT BOB
I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN, KICK YOU IN THE SHINS UNTIL YOU ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO SEE, THEN BEAT YOU WITH A BAG OF CLAW HAMMERS UNTIL YOUR RECTUM FALLS OUT.
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