Posted by Howard Beale at spider-mtc-tb031.proxy.aol.com on October 14, 2000 at 12:32:00:
In Reply to: Re: What was with that psycomic column? posted by Kevin on October 14, 2000 at 08:27:15:
: : I understand not wanting to blow your wad right away, but something VA5-related would have been nice.
: But the whole column was 'VA5' related. It was about going to LA to start casting. Almost everything I wrote in the piece was predicated on the making of 'VA5', hence it was ALL 'VA5'-related.
: : Maybe you could amend the 'my wife, what a lady, buys the soft stuff for my fat, hairy ass' article to include a detail or two about the film.
: But I DID. The whole PIECE included details about...
: Oh, forget it.
It didn't reveal anything about VA5, other than that you were in LA to start casting. If there was anything else, forgive me for missing it.
: : : Maybe I will, and maybe I won't. Depends on how well you behave, Beale.
: : I don't really care.
: Yeah. That much is apparent.
: : You might be disappointing others, though.
: Meaning your secret identity, sir?
: : Then again, if you took a dump and photographed it, there are people who would bid on 'e-jay' for the picture. You can't really 'disappoint' those people.
: Yeah. 'Those' people. And you're not one of 'those' people at all, are you?
: Dopey.
I didn't claim not to be a fan of your films. I'm a fan, though not as big a fan as I once was. I still read the board out of force of habit. But I've sort of outgrown the whole 'fanboy' thing (no more sacrificing lambs in the dumpster behind the stash), so I don't have much interest in your hairy ass.
Putting an autographed picture of your own excrement up on e-jay might be an interesting experiment. Fifty bucks says at least five people would bid on it.
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