Posted by quiet jeff at northconway-ppp-29.landmarknet.net on October 14, 2000 at 17:07:07:
In Reply to: Re: C.D.M. posted by Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel on October 14, 2000 at 16:00:37:
HE flew through the air, controlled by Jasson Mewes, but "Jay" screwed up. Right when it appeared that Smith was a-gonna lose, he beat the hell out of Costner! He then called in "Dog Wonder" a little runt dog that helped beat Costner's ass. then Smith stuffed Costner in a mail package. Dog Wonder put the package in an airplane. The airplane dropped Costner in the ocean, where he was eaten by a shark
: : Did anyone here ever see that episode of celebrity deathmatch where Kevin Smith fought Kevin Costner? That kicked ass!
: : "What smells like shoe polish?"
: : Jeff
: Who won? Please tell me Kevin Smith. Please tell me the crowd joined together and just beat the living crap out of Costner and then proceded to beat the dead crap out of him too. I've gotta say that Kevin Costner has the worst judgement of anyone. In the past (long ago) he made a few good movies. Now he just pushes crap like Waterworld and The Postman (which I found funny as hell). He went the way of Polly Shore. Oh I saw a Polly Shore movie at Blockbuster a yesturday. It made fun of the Blair Witch Project. WHO THE HELL WOULD ACTUALLY RENT THAT??????