Posted by GuthLiar at spider-mtc-tb011.proxy.aol.com on November 03, 2000 at 16:55:02:
hey all just thoguht id throw my proverbal hat in the proverbal ring with my stories of vulagrfest
vincent had me helocoptered in to red bank and picked me up. he was with jason lee and this girl carmen who didnt talk much but had a bod for sin. anyhow he told me i couldnt stay at his place but we could still talk and be friends. i didnt have any money so he said if i wanted i could work it off by doing some stuff at his house.
vinnie lives in a mansion by the lake. we went there and he watched me clean his boathouse. he filmed me and said it was for the a better place dvd. i dont know what a better place than the boat house would be or what that has to do with dvd but i did what i was told. after i cleaned the boat using my own body fluids he told me to stop fucking around and get to work.
i was still confused and he said i had to prepare for my scnee.s
i went inside and jason was baking a cake and reading a book about writing called adventures in the screen trade. he kept laughing and saying "thats bullshit". i kept to myself and started playing some tony hawk on vinnie's n64. he was in the other room filming some people he met at vulagrfest but they were passed out. he said something about cinema verte but i dont know what that is. then hed say shit like "this is real and what is real is power" and i was kinda scared. but he makes movies so i was like whatever.
i started talking to jason lee and pretending i was banky. i was like be binky. vinnie started taping us and we riffed off each other and i pretended we were in another universe. i was like we are jason lee and he laughed.
anyhow vinnie has all the pictures and said hed develop them. i couldnt go to the fest because i was drugged and i honestly dont know how the fuck i got back home. while i was there it was weird and i guess fun. although i really didn't need to see smalls kissing that girl.
----------james