Posted by New Venup at 106c.dmz.monmouth.edu on November 05, 2000 at 16:59:17:
Today was my first ever trip to Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash. I didn't know where the store was, but my friend Nooch Girl informed me of it's location. As I drove to the store, I got very nervous... it was a Sunday, what if the store was closed? Luckily it was open! I walked in and nearly fell to the floor in praise like a religious man on his first trip to Mecca. This was my holy place. I gave the store a quick walk-through, quick being twenty minutes. This place was so wonderful! But then something terrible happened. As I looked through the posters, I saw one that I really wanted.... and they were out of it! Well damn the man, my feelings were hurt. But I soon felt better after finding another poster which I liked nearly as much. After selecting the poser I wanted, I made my way up to the t-shirts. All the while the man behind the counter was watching me like a hawk. Just cause I haven't shaved or combed my hair in a few days, and I come in wearing some dirty clothes, the guy thinks I might try to steal something. Weak. Anyways, I pick out a killer Clerks t-shirt to go along with my poster and make my purchase. If only I had more than thirty dollars to spend, I coulda been there all day! But alas, all my money was spent, and it was time for me to go. I took my bag, gave the place one last look-over, and left. And that is the tale of my first (of many) trips to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash.