Posted by StandsForNothing™ at 146.186.6.241 on November 06, 2000 at 09:50:23:
Dream muffin Ben Affleck endorsing Witty Humorist Stud Dave Barry for President
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It's been three, maybe four days since affleck.com has been down. It seems like months. I don't know if I can make through the day without my Ben Affleck fix. Why God, oh why did you take away my Ben? I miss so much the daily whinings from little 16-year-old girls that their Ben has left them and doesn't respond to their posts of love, never even stopping to consider he has a FILM CAREER and is MAKING MOVIES and can't answer EVERY marriage proposal.
Please, Ming, HolyToads, Derek, whoever can save the site please help me...
BEN!!! DON'T LEAVE ME... BEN... ben... come back...
Scott.
[Ben has forsaken me...]
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