Posted by Drewman at 141.209.171.122 on November 07, 2000 at 00:42:31:
In Reply to: ABC sucks a phatty... posted by BrodieGod on November 06, 2000 at 17:35:34:
...but their re-edit of Mallrats was nothing short of inspired genius. The whole thing is SO ridiculous you get the feeling the people re-dubbing everything just came up with the stupidest crap they could think of to spite ABC. If you can watch this thing without laughing your head off I take pity on you, you missed the joke.
"When I'm relaxed, I'm sick"
"Holy Snot! Mind-Blowin Yoda and stuff!"
"Before he won an oscar for Good Will Hunting...before he saved the world in Armageddon...there was only one place you could find Ben Affleck"
"Mallrats, starring Ben Affleck and Shannon Doherty"
Come on, this thing was and is a goldmine of laughs.
Drew
: Is it just me or does the mallrats version of ABC suck ass with all the good scenes taken out and voices dubbed over for Jay and everyone else! Especially Jay, it sounds nothing like Jay. More like a toilet being flushed repeatitly while someone kicking a young squirrel's offspring in the kneecap no less. I feel pity for all those people in the world who had to miss out on the orginal and better version. First Mallrats, then Clerks:The cartoon! How many more times must ABC screw over Kevin as well as a number of other filmakers who have aired their movies on the network before they realize...hey that's not his voice.
: P.S.(Apoligizes to the people who had to do those voices.)