Posted by L-Man at 1cust23.tnt1.mel1.da.uu.net on November 07, 2000 at 10:09:06:
Ok, seems some people out there have same real problems with some of australia's more well know exports so here we go.
on behalf of the Australian people, I, L-Man, Would like to say sorry for the following-
neighbours- Who knew the english would buy it?
Home and away- our bad again
Rolf Harris- a joke taken too far, sorry guys
Kylie- Not our call, she used neighbours as a springboard when it started to spin out of control, so technically not our fault but sorry anyway
Jason- diddo but to a lesser extent
mark little- Obviously a plan hatched and instigated by satan himself so you'll have to take that one up with him
Around the twist- televisons fault, The childrens books are standard reading in primary school but were once again buggered by the almighty dollar.
Anything we did to the Aboriginal people when the english forced us to take up ersidance here- Little jonny can't do it so I will.
english weather-we apologish profusly for england postioning in a low temperature temparate zone, the situation will be rectified at once.