Posted by Drunken Uncle Hal at nycc2-154.nyc.fcc.net on November 11, 2000 at 04:37:30:
And all of the reposted stuff was written before I saw BIG HELIUM DOG. It's amazing how my life has changed since then: I've changed my clothes over one dozen times, the total number of shits I've taken in my life has increased, and just today, I was elected President of the United States of America. BIG HELIUM DOG, man, it's impacted me.
What have you thought of the new season of SNL so far?
What do you think of Jimmy Fallon and what's-her-name as Weekend Update anchors?
For that matter, what do you think of Fallon in general? I think he's great as an actor in skits... but from the little I know of his own material, it seems he shouldn't ever be allowed to write. I feel torn, and I need your guidance.
While we're on the subject, who's your favourite member of 'N Sync?
Can you name each of their roles, i.e. The Cute One? 'Cause I can.
Have you hung the picture I drew you on your wall yet? Is it in a nice frame? Have guests to your home commented on it? Do they fear it?
Thank you, sir, and may the road rise.