Posted by Drunken Uncle Hal at nycc2-138.nyc.fcc.net on November 22, 2000 at 03:31:35:
I think he's trying to steal your life.
Look at him. He's already stolen your appearance. Next, he'll lose his Scottish accent and start sounding all Jersey... and then, he'll start listening to Pink Floyd and watching Dario Argento films... and then, it's only a matter of time before he eats your brains. That's the type of thing which identity-stealers do: they eat brains.
The motivation? I don't know. But I'm working on a couple of theories. I'll let you know as soon as I've turned up something substantial. Meanwhile, I suggest avoiding any men who look even a LITTLE bit like you.
If you really want to play it safe, lock yourself in your home, board up the windows, and read THE MYSTERY PLAY to get a clue as to how this face-stealing demon's mind works (or just read it 'cause you'd like it). It may be your only hope.
Good luck, kind sir. May your life not end at the hands of a vicious Scottish comic-writing face-stealer.
