Posted by Walt Flanaganīs Dog at 207.238.196.230 on November 22, 2000 at 11:14:38:
In a brief thoughtful moment, I decided to review all of my past and present posts and have come to the conclusion that I, Walt Flanagan's Dog, am a retard. And not just the burger-flipping, nose-picking variety, I'm talking full-blown the jabbering, smelling, non-bowel-controlling, poster boy for Euthanasia brand of retard. So, though I'm sure this brief reprieve from my retard ways will not last, I'd like to beg all of you (especially those of you who hate me) to please disregard any future posts by me, Walt Flanagan's Dog. If you feel compelled to respond, please do so by calling me what I am, a retard. A simple subject like of "You are a Retard... NT" will do fine. That way, your messages may make their way into my retarded head and register on some level. Hopefully if that happens, I may eventually stop posting. But until then, please forgive me if I continue to post my inane thoughts, that show both my inability so spel and my complete lack of insight or mastery of the english language.
Thank you.