Posted by Mofacky at aca17035.ipt.aol.com on November 19, 2000 at 22:44:52:
Today I was purusing my local dirt mall, or flea market if you will, and what did I pick up for $3 bucks?
That's right, The Mallrats Scriptbook. I knew there was a reason I didn't join the Ejay madness and pay a couple hundred bucks for one.
It would have been interesting for the casual observer to see me find my treasure, I swiped it up, and clutched it tight like I thought someone was going to take it from me. And oh how I laughed when I payed the three bucks, I laughed at how much money I was stealing from this flea market woman.
Oh, and then I bought some nifty apple scented candles, cause I'm gonna be getiin' my groove on tonight.