You tell 'em Kevin! *NT*


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Posted by Sir James Lacaita at bpr11-235.ih2000.net on November 20, 2000 at 18:05:34:

In Reply to: Re: my pathetic reply... posted by Kevin on November 20, 2000 at 18:00:14:

: : I gotta go with Delilah on this one. A lot of really great young actresses were mentioned for the part, and who gets it? The Breasts.

: Tsk, tsk ladies. I wasn't even aware Shannon had breasts.

: : None of the other three (Hudson, Smart, or Carradine) seem very endowed in the chestal area, but they are all bright and beautiful actresses.

: Wait a sec - you can opine on the latter, but can you honestly speak knowingly on the former?

: : Why'd Elizabeth get the part? My guess is tits.

: You guess wrong. She got the part because she's gonna be perfect.

: And since nobody knows what the part is, let's institute a moratorium on judgement calls, shall we?

: : I'm betting on some toplessness.

: You'd lose.

: : And before anyone cries "jealous," it's not that. I'm just annoyed that in the game of life, it still seems that tits beat brains like paper beats rock.

: Again, where do you get the impression that Shannon's not brainy but the other girls are? I've sat down with some of these cats. I can tell you you're barking up the wrong tree.

: And regardless, it's not a brainy part. It's not a boobs-y part either, so quit making that assumption.

: : It is just insulting.

: To whom?

: : Brains and talent should prevail.

: They have, ma'am. They have.

: : I'm hoping/guessing/assuming that Elizabeth must be a good actress underneath those mammoth mams because Kevin surely wouldn't cast a chick simply because of her jugs--would he?

: No.

: : But then again, maybe that's what the part calls for. She is supposed to be Jay's love interest or something.

: Or something.

: : I just hate Shannon Elizabeth and love Kate Hudson.

: Ah, but there's a Kate story - and not a pretty one. Look for it in three weeks over at Psycomic, in the ninth 'Developing the Monkey' installment.

: : I would even do bad things to Kate, she's that adorable.

: Now we cut to the meat of your beef.

: : And Amy Smart is sassy and Ever Carradine is very endearing, too. So I'm miffed. I'm gonna go pout now.

: Save the pouting until you've seen the flick.
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