Posted by MK at 209.248.26.4 on November 21, 2000 at 15:18:10:
In Reply to: It's The Truth. It's An Outrage. posted by TangoMania on November 21, 2000 at 14:34:44:
Britney would fuck you six ways from Sunday, son, and then leave you in heap piled up at her alter of love. Bennie, that muther's cleaned more hole than drano. But nonetheless, I wish you lucky in your quest.
: : She was interviewed about working with him in some movie that's coming out, and she was more than a little bit *too* excited to be there. She basically professed her love for him and acted like a typical fangirl every time they asked her about him.
: I'd do anything to be with her. Affleck doesn't deserve her, his webpage isn't even up. He wouldn't treat her the way I would. Total devotion. Can you hear me, Britney?
: I love her so much. I want her tummy. I want to kiss her belly ring and feel it against my tongue.
: : No biggie. Hell, I profess my love for Affleck every day.
: You damn fool. Doesn't he have enough? Why does he need her? He already has had some of the most gorgeous women on earth. Toss me fucking Spears, man. It's all I want. All.
: Britney, listen, if you're out there...I could make you happy. I'd even write a song for you. Justin and Ben...they're cool guys, sure, but they have their own lives. I don't. I would just follow you around and creep out your friends and family. Think about it, that's what you NEED. Someone to come home to. That could be me.
: -=Scott=-