Posted by Thermometer Brown at spider-tl021.proxy.aol.com on December 01, 2000 at 07:40:25:
In Reply to: Hahahaha posted by Sir James Lacaita on November 30, 2000 at 19:49:49:
: you're funny! I don't think I've ever said "Marilyn, I wish my hairdresser was as cool as you" but whatever, you're funny.
You might as well have.
It puts a smile on my face to laugh at your posts. I mean, you say you ARE a better person than me? You're the one that created a screen name solely to make fun of a random poster, that's more pathetic than I will ever be, and I'm already pretty damn pathetic.
Doctor, we've had a breakthrough!
:You'll probably come back with some witty reply that I'll laugh at some more
A regular Kreskin
:and this will probably go on until you realize how pathetic you are and hang yourself in your parents bedroom.
Why my parent's bedroom? Don't you mean simply their house to imply that I still live with my parents. Quite the insult coming from the kid who no doubt has to whack off with his back up against his bedroom door for fear of Mom barging in to see her son beating his dick like it stole something.
:I know a cry for help when I hear one.
Because you just made one two seconds ago? Does "I'm already pretty damn pathetic" ringa a bell?
Want a hug? By the way, I don't suck up to people, I'm nice, there's a difference.
And your mother doesn't strip. She just takes off her clothes for money. Theres a difference there too, right?
: Sir "What does being nice get you? An autographed picture from Marilyn Ghigliotti that's what!" James L.
You truly do not know how funny you are. (Not ha-ha funny, lame funny) Did she sign it before or after she swept up all the hair on the floor at her work? I bet if I'm real nice to MY barber, he'll give me an autograph too.
: P.S. I don't try to be funny, but people do say I look like Conan O'Brien...if he was 3 feet shorter and looked like a troll.
Do guys who try not to be funny continue to mention that they aren't trying to be funny? Just wondering.