Posted by VioLenT BoB at hh-ce1.net.monmouth.edu on December 22, 2000 at 13:25:45:
In Reply to: "Why is everyone but me so stupit?" posted by Bart Fargo on December 22, 2000 at 13:08:53:
: The page is there for amusement.. If you are not amused. FUCK YOU.
Now, I know why you worship the wit of others.
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: : My only question is why?
: Why? Its so you can try to make a funny post and fail miserably and out you as the fool you are.
Was I in the fool closet? Here's some wit, ooh maybe you're a foolaphobe.
No that wasn't witty so much as stupid, but I wanted you to get it so I dumbed it down about thirteen grade levels. Jerome Shostak, look into him.
He'll help you alot more than Mick ever could.
: : 1. Mick or someone else is an anal retentive bastard/glory whore who saved everything he/they ever wrote.
: Mick has nothing to do with it. And if he were here he would rip your ass open like none of your cell mates ever could.
Prisons are pretty cushy since the Dems have been in office, but I really don't think that they have internet access.
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: : 2. Mick has gone off the egotistical deepend.
: Read above, and you should really stop trying to be witty. Leave it to Mick and the other 22000 posters with a higher IQ than yourself.
Who was trying to be witty. You're the guy hung up on wit. And actually according to those feeble IQ tests I'm a genius...i just happen to be a genius with A.D.D.
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: : 3. Mick has a stalker with some very serious issues and time on his
: hands.
: Serious issue number one. do I sleep with your mom or your sister?
I don't think you've ever slept with anyone. Really. That's not a put down that's an observation. Ooh put that on your page, psycho.
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: : If the latter is the case I would advise putting a fence around your home and maybe getting a doberman...make it two.
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: Listen man, I told you if you want to fuck dogs do it in your own yard.
When did you tell me to fuck dogs? Past tense would indicate you said it, and to my feeble unwitty brain i don't recall you ever saying that.
: : VB
: : Damn the internet is FUCKED UP!
: Yes. This is the only thing you said that was even remotely worthwhile.
: Next time try harder to be witty.
Again with the wit. Maybe I'm not a witty guy. Maybe I'm a serious guy.
Maybe I'm your biological father. Who knows?
: At least there is one thing we now know. There will never be a page called the Wit and Wisdom of VioLenT BoB.
That's because no one has the patience to catalog, save, and upload every post i've ever made into a web page....Christ man do you know how many boards i've seen?
: Go play with the other patients now.
Look am I a patient or a prisoner, make up your mind, damn.
VB
Not witty enough by far.