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: : Opening scene: A deep sea mining rig sets off some explosions. Godzilla is sleeping nearby, and he gets real pissed off! : : Tashimoto: Ah, our drilling operation is going very well. The explosions we have set off have weakened the rock, making the drilling easier! : : Ahira: Yes, Tashimoto san, the explosion has done its job very well. Already we are ahead of schedule! : : Tashimoto looks at a display. : : Tashimoto: Strange, we are still registering a high reading on the ricter scale. The aftershocks should have ended by now. : : Ahira: We couldn't have triggered an earthquake. We checked thoroughly for faultslines! : : Tashimoto: The readout is not consistant with an earthquake! The vibrations are coming from above the ground. : : Ahira: This is most strange. : : Suddenly their viewport goes dark, as if an eclipse has occured. : : Ahira: What is going on here? : : Tahsimoto: Let us check the radar. : : Ahira and Toshimoto run over to the radar display. It shows a familiar shape. : : Tashimoto and Ahira: GODZILLA!!!!! OOOOOOOOO. AAAAAAAAAA. : : Long shot of Godzilla beating up the rig. : : Cut back to Ashimoto and Ahira holding each other. The rig is shaking, and rupturing. Water starts pouring in. : : Ahira: He's attacking the rig. : : Tashimoto: There is nothing we can do to stop him. : : Ahira: Ooooooooooooooh. : : Cut to long shot of Godzilla stomping on the rig. He gets bored of that and swims away. : : Ahira: He's leaving! : : Tashimata: Yes, but we are not safe Ahira. The water. : : Ahira nods: Ah. Uh huh. : : Tashimata: Send out the destress signal before its too late, Tokyo must know that Godzilla is back. : : Cut to: center of a military complex, a large chamber jammed full of technical equipment and bustling with activity. A tracking shot follows a messenger as he takes a message and makes his way through the complex. He comes to a room full of high ranking military brass, in the : : midst of a conference. Base Commander General Tachi stands up. : : General Tachi: What is it fool?!!! Can’t you see we are in the middle of a conference? : : Messenger: Uh, Sir, sorry to interrupt sir. I have an urgent message, priority alpha one! It requires immediate attention. : : Tachi: Alpha one? Why didn’t you say so? : : General Tachi snatches the message. Close up as Tachi reads. He suddenly looks very alarmed. : : General Tachi: Well, what are you standing there for? Waiting for a court martial for negligence? (Messenger fleas the room, very shaken) Hmmmm. It is certain then. : : General Masha: What is it? : : Masha stands up and takes the message. : : General Masha: Damn! Godzilla. : : General Tachi: Our worst fears have been realized. Contact the high council and Special Force Erkuza – password Massakara. We must put secret plan XK-941 into action immediately. : : General Masha: What will we do about the oil rig? : : General Tachi: Send out a rescue ship. : : General Masha: What's the point? It’ll never get their in time! They will all drown . : : General Tachi: Yes, there is nothing we can do for them, really. They are doomed. But it will look bad if we don’t try to rescue them. : : Everyone in room nods their heads. : : Entire room: Aaaaaaaaah. : : Cut to scenes of military craft on red alert. Soldiers move with quick precision as the military quickly snaps into a state of readiness. Tanks and missile batteries line the shore and destroyers patrol the ocean in preperation for Godzilla. : : Cut to: Bridge of destroyer. Ships captain is scanning the see with binoculars. : : First Leietenant: Ah, this is a false alarm. : : Captain: (sternly) No. Godzilla must be out there. It is the only reason to call a priority one alert. : : Cut to: Long shot of the sea, where military ships are roaming. All is calm, as things always are calm before the storm begins.

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