Posted by BrianLynch at cc31423-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on December 24, 2000 at 20:37:23:
Hey, want to wish everyone a happy holiday season. Hope you get what you want for Christmas, and that it's easily inflateable and at least somewhat resembles the girl that secretly harbor a crush on. Unless you're a girl, in which case, I hope it comes with batteries and is gives you more pleasure than the shower massage.
Mad Christmas props to Kevin and Vin and Bryguy Johnson and Malcolm and Missah Lee and Cram and Kevin's lovely wife and Jay "Tiny Tim" Mewes.
Remember to leave cookies and milk by the fireplace. That way, when Vin and I ransack your house we do it on a full stomach.
Peace be with you,
Brian