Posted by Thermometer Brown at spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com on January 02, 2001 at 11:49:30:
In Reply to: it saddens me... posted by Millhouse on January 02, 2001 at 03:12:22:
: ...that u are getting pissed over something on a message board.
Hey, Newsflash!
Posting a thousand times on message board in 3 days, won't magically make you have friends in real life when you go back to Middle School. So just be content with getting beat up, getting called a fag, sitting with the other social retards at lunch, and counting down the hours til you can go home and beat your dick. Unless of course, that popular chick you've always had in your spank bank reads this message board...then my friend you're money green: "Hi there, I don't think we've ever talked before and I don't find you remotely attractive, but if you're THE Millhouse that posts with such intelligence and wit on the VA Board, then I have no other choice but to dump my popular boyfriend and start spending my weekends with you, polling the geek community as to what VA character kicks it Reynolds style the best, and trying to kiss you before you spooge in your Wranglers."
Snoogans indeed, Millhouse, snoogans indeed.
-TB