Posted by Drunken Monkey at bpr8-099.ih2000.net on December 28, 2000 at 17:48:38:
In Reply to: Action figures - Question for Kevin or his minions posted by Tar Llama on December 28, 2000 at 16:36:18:
: They've done a damn fine job on other movie figures.
Ash sucked. I waited 15 years for an Ash figure, and this is the shit they come up with. He has a whopping 5 (yes 5!) points of articulation, and a pose that offers no playability, just one lame pose. I don't care that it's a dead-on likeness, and I don't care that it comes with a sweet chainsaw and his infamous BOOMSTICK (Which he can't hold). I wanted an Ash figure that could beat up the shitty McFarlane statues that I have been getting for Christmas every year since the original line came out a few years ago, but all I have is an Ash figure that looks cool, but does nothing. If I had the choice of Jay & Silent Bob figures that I could play with, but looked nothing like Smith and Mewes, or super detailed STATUES, I'd take the ones I could play with, the ones that could beat up my little sister's Ken doll while hitting on Barbie at the same time.
Hungover Monkey