Posted by The Scarlet Spider at ch2smc.bellglobal.com on January 14, 2001 at 11:47:54:
In Reply to: Please! Please! Kevin please! posted by Dag Shootstink on January 14, 2001 at 08:51:24:
: Well, not literally, but I got a Buddy Christ figure with no autograph. I bought it for my Dad, for his BIRTHDAY! Old fucking guy, like older than your Dad I bet. He loved Dogma more than you can imagine! Talks about that movie all the time as one of the classics right next to Bridge Over The River Kwai. "What was that movie? (he was talking about Dogma and cracking up, I was pretending not to remember every line)... Oh yeah, I could see owning that movie on DVD". For the record, the only DVD's my Dad has is The Mask, The Fugitive and the romantic comedy with the Friends guy and Salma (grrrrrrr). All of them came free with the DVD player I talked him into buying. Anyway, I took a stab at a cool Birthday gift and got him Buddy Christ. I was thinking, maybe I'll find something better before it arrives or it'll be the perfect gift. It was neither. By my own fault, I ordered the Buddy Christ too late, it arrived exactly two days after his birthday. The pincher is, I thought all your stuff had a Kevin Smith scribe on it, like they say most stuff is signed by Kev when he is not busy. Well, you must have been busy 'cause my figure was naked. I had to give it to my Dad two days late and couldn't even say "look where he signed it!". Anyway, your Dad's birthday with some dumb Buddy Christ figure two days late is pretty weak and makes you feel pretty shitty. I love my Dad, so I'd ask if I send the box back could you sign it "happy birthday, Kevin Smith"? It'd mean the damned world to me. Maybe?
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