Posted by Jim Shady at wmgate1.wmintl.co.uk on January 10, 2001 at 10:26:08:
In Reply to: Why not England? posted by SLUGGO on January 10, 2001 at 09:47:09:
Do we not get tea? You've obviously got to pick up a few more pointers on a gracious English living.
If you've got some leave, get yourself over to the Lakeside Country Club in Frimley Green (Surrey) for the World Darts Championship. You'll have more warm pints and dodgy boilers than you can shake a stick at, but you'll also have some top class pub-style entertainment. Alright, it's not beach volleyball, but you don't come to England to get a tan.
I'll agree with you about English girls - some of them (but only some, mind) have been beaten over the head with the ugly stick since birth, but there's still plenty of good-looking tottie if you can be bothered to get in your jeep, go out and find it.
Anyway, thank you for protecting us. Feel free to seek asylum if war does break out anywhere - everyone else is...
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