Hey Kevin I heard you were a Savini Fan.


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Posted by Zen Man at cache-2.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net on January 11, 2001 at 16:59:45:

Kevin,

I heard from someone that you are a fan of Tom Savini.
Well I wrote a poem for the holidays last year that everyone
seemed to get a kick out of so I thought I would show it to you.
Hope you enjoy it as well.

So at the risk of being flamed by everyone with nothing better to do
I am posting it. For those of you who take offense to my posting a
totally off topic and off season poem...suck it up and drive on.


Once on a christmas night...

I went out to the street and saw quite a sight...

Zombies, had risen from the dead...

and so I looked for a weapon to bash in their heads...

When out of the sky came quite a clatter...

I quickly turned to see what the hell was the matter...

I looked up in surprise at what I did see...

A sleigh pulled by trolls and carrying Tom Sav-i-ni...

He pulled along side me and offered a ride...

and to me it seemed that he was saving my hide...

Off we went up through the sky...

Twas a dazzling display relected in my eye...

In his sleigh were posterbooks galore...

Busts, latex appliances and more...

I turned to ask what this was about...

When the bastard turned over and let me fall out...

I fell to the earth at a great, great speed...

As I landed my legs were crushed to the knees...

I felt numb and afraid and I began to yell...

The sick bastard laughed and rang a dinner bell...

Only then did I see why he was so rude...

It was past Midnight and his pets needed food.


Zen Man



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