Damn dude...freaky..reminds me of Resident Evil NT


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Posted by BrodieGod at ip16.md.dialup.beachin.net on January 11, 2001 at 18:24:53:

In Reply to: Hey Kevin I heard you were a Savini Fan. posted by Zen Man on January 11, 2001 at 16:59:45:

: Kevin,

: I heard from someone that you are a fan of Tom Savini.
: Well I wrote a poem for the holidays last year that everyone
: seemed to get a kick out of so I thought I would show it to you.
: Hope you enjoy it as well.

: So at the risk of being flamed by everyone with nothing better to do
: I am posting it. For those of you who take offense to my posting a
: totally off topic and off season poem...suck it up and drive on.


:
: Once on a christmas night...

: I went out to the street and saw quite a sight...

: Zombies, had risen from the dead...

: and so I looked for a weapon to bash in their heads...

: When out of the sky came quite a clatter...

: I quickly turned to see what the hell was the matter...

: I looked up in surprise at what I did see...

: A sleigh pulled by trolls and carrying Tom Sav-i-ni...

: He pulled along side me and offered a ride...

: and to me it seemed that he was saving my hide...

: Off we went up through the sky...

: Twas a dazzling display relected in my eye...

: In his sleigh were posterbooks galore...

: Busts, latex appliances and more...

: I turned to ask what this was about...

: When the bastard turned over and let me fall out...

: I fell to the earth at a great, great speed...

: As I landed my legs were crushed to the knees...

: I felt numb and afraid and I began to yell...

: The sick bastard laughed and rang a dinner bell...

: Only then did I see why he was so rude...

: It was past Midnight and his pets needed food.

:
: Zen Man




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