Damn dude...freaky..reminds me of Resident Evil NT

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: : Kevin, : : I heard from someone that you are a fan of Tom Savini. : : Well I wrote a poem for the holidays last year that everyone : : seemed to get a kick out of so I thought I would show it to you. : : Hope you enjoy it as well. : : So at the risk of being flamed by everyone with nothing better to do : : I am posting it. For those of you who take offense to my posting a : : totally off topic and off season poem...suck it up and drive on. : : : : : Once on a christmas night... : : I went out to the street and saw quite a sight... : : Zombies, had risen from the dead... : : and so I looked for a weapon to bash in their heads... : : When out of the sky came quite a clatter... : : I quickly turned to see what the hell was the matter... : : I looked up in surprise at what I did see... : : A sleigh pulled by trolls and carrying Tom Sav-i-ni... : : He pulled along side me and offered a ride... : : and to me it seemed that he was saving my hide... : : Off we went up through the sky... : : Twas a dazzling display relected in my eye... : : In his sleigh were posterbooks galore... : : Busts, latex appliances and more... : : I turned to ask what this was about... : : When the bastard turned over and let me fall out... : : I fell to the earth at a great, great speed... : : As I landed my legs were crushed to the knees... : : I felt numb and afraid and I began to yell... : : The sick bastard laughed and rang a dinner bell... : : Only then did I see why he was so rude... : : It was past Midnight and his pets needed food. : : : : Zen Man

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