Posted by Snugans at px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca on February 17, 2001 at 16:12:48:
Dear Mr. Smith:
This message is intended, without shame or hesitation, for the sole purpose of pressing my lips firmly onto your ass. I generally do not write to, or kiss the asses of, any of my social betters. I made an exception in this case. You are unquestionably the most dynamic and comically gifted writer/director of our era. There has never been a moment in any of your films that I have not been both astounded and amused by your dialogue. I desire nothing in return for this message other than the personal satisfaction of finally writing it. Your films have inspired me to begin a writing journey of my own. I'm almost certain I will never reach the standard of writing that your films have set within me, however, your continued inspiration has given me, at the very least, the motivation to try. Is it true chicks fart when you blast them in the ass? Thank you Mr. Smith, for everything! Sincerely, Kevin Walsh