Posted by The Immortal Grimace at dialupc171.farg.uswest.net on March 02, 2001 at 18:55:00:
There needs to be a new support group out there. 12 steps and everything.
Hello, my name is Grimace and I'm a ViewAskew-a-holic. I can't stop myself from watching the Clerks Cartoon DVD over and over again. I've recognized that I have a problem, but I don't want to do anything about it. Surrender myself to a higher power? Hell, I can't even bring myself to change discs. I rented 'The Rock'! I only have it until next Monday, but I doubt I'll make time to watch it, between watching Clerks and watching... errr... Clerks. I wasted $0.87! My girlfriend is going to leave me when the Dogma DVD comes out. I just know it. Oh, well. What can you do? I mean, aside from watch the clerks cartoon.