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Posted by Torgo at spider-wl084.proxy.aol.com on March 04, 2001 at 18:29:06:

In Reply to: sneezing... posted by mr rob on March 04, 2001 at 17:29:09:

I just went through all the back issues of Superman and in Action Comics
#165, page 9, panel 3, Superman sneezes and accidentally blows away the city of Winnetka, Illinois. In the next panel he states, "Oh no! I just can't control my power of sneezing! Hopefully, I can control my ejaculatory power!"

Then, in Superman #37, page 12, panel 5, Superman has sex with Perry White's cleaning lady and does indeed blow a load through her back. He then exclaims "Great Krypton! My ejaculatory power is greater than I would have ever even imagined!" The Eradicator then bursts through the wall and takes out his penis. He begins masturbating and shoots out white gooey Kryptonite that takes away Superman's sex drive. Superman then flies to San Francisco and buys all of Depeche Mode CD's and begins friendships with several late twenties single women.

I hope my research will put an end to this debate.



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