Posted by Abdul Rassa at crtntx1-ar2-171-235.dsl.gtei.net on March 19, 2001 at 16:33:18:
In Reply to: Fuck ME, man! No, wait... posted by BrianLynch on March 19, 2001 at 15:39:33:
First, explain to me what this sentence means:
: And I'm sorry to make such important promises I shouldn't keep.
If you couldn't handle the responsibilities of being in posession of the watch, then why did you accept the watch from Malcolm?
When my Dad is extremely sick in the hospital OF COURSE my first priority is to send out the mickey mouse watch.
Mike never complained about the amount of time it was taking to get the watch to him. His complaint was that you refused to respond to his queries when he never received the package, after you (lied) and told him it was in the mail. That is what led him to bring the matter here. Mike also didn't bring up the business about your father, you offered that information on your own. What was your motivation behind doing that? If it's pity you're looking for, then look elsewhere.
: Great thing is, I felt bad about it when I realized it wasn't sent out. But now that Bitchy McWheresMyWatch and his Give'EmBackHisWatch-Patrol have whaaaaa-whaaaa'ed in a public forum, I wish I not only have kept it longer, but sent him back a stupider watch instead.
I wish, not only, that I had been one of the guys who got to beat you up, but that we had all pee'ed on you afterwards.
: You know, like a Goofy watch.
: And then pee'ed on it.
: And then pee'ed on you, Abdul Rassa.
Your ridiculing of his heirloom only makes you look even more like a complete asshole.