Posted by Pseudo at spider-th062.proxy.aol.com on March 28, 2001 at 18:41:02:
In Reply to: Superman Lives script...Bwahaha!! (SCRIPT SPOILER) posted by Miracleman on March 28, 2001 at 18:15:05:
: Okay, I may be takin' a chance here, but I'm assuming most of you have read an online version of Kev's Superman Lives script. I'm reading it now, and it suddenly struck me as exceptionally funny...
: "BRAINIAC
: The forced eclipse that darkens the skies
: is what keeps us hidden. The menace above
: cannot detect your world, and will slowly
: pass through your galaxy within days.
: Once they have moved on, I will end the
: eclipse, and bring back the sun."
: Just like the old gag about the jungle explorer trying to psyche out the cannibals by taking credit for a convenient eclipse. "Worship me and I shall bring back the sun!"
: What next? Brainiac pulls out a Bic? "Look, I can make fire!!"
: Citizens of Metropolis: "Ooooooohhhhh."
: Anyway...Back to work, I guess.
: --Miracleman