Posted by gregladd at 207.246.64.98 on March 26, 2001 at 20:51:22:
Dear Mr. Smith,
First things first, for the record I want nothing from you but conceivably your given consent, and a wish of good fortune. I feel that this little postlude is important, and I hope I made myself most abundant. I know you guys receive several bullshit e-mails asking for money and what not so please do not categorize my following tangent as one of those.
My life has been plagued with hope that I can not discard. It is that one day that I will be able to write and produce movies. I work very hard towards my goals and stride to become a better writer. I basically have all your movies memorized along with other works of talent displayed by Chris Farley, Mike Myers, ect. I am in hopes that you will answer this email. My largest goal that I have set for myself is that one day you and myself will co-produce a movie. I will not be content with myself as a writer until I have achieved this goal. I would also like to thank you. You have won me several local literary awards. Well not technically, but essentially because you have inspired me more than any other writer ever has. I have written several satires, scenes, acts, and chapters. Except I have trouble writing endings. How do u suppose I over come this inconvenience?
Sincerely,
Greg Ladd