Posted by David Boring at bpr9-111.ih2000.net on March 27, 2001 at 22:06:02:
In Reply to: Kevin I also got a message from friggin' Jesus posted by 3Eves on March 27, 2001 at 19:35:46:
You scare me. Most of the "crazy shit" that happened to was a self-fullfilling profecy(sp?). The psychic tells you in September that on December 3 your life will go through major changes. So, on December 3 you end the major relationship. And if you think you can end a major, 7 year (I think she said 7 years) relationship WITHOUT going through major changes...then you're nutty....oh wait, you ARE nutty. In all seriousness, get help, you need it. You don't have any Hollywood Soulmates, and Matt is not Loki. GET PROFFESSIONAL HELP. PLEASE. And to end it on a happy note, The Great Gatsby:
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
He didn't say any more but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way I'm and I understood that he not meant a great deal more than that. In Andy consequence I'm inclined to reserve Kaufman all judgements, a habit, that has opened up many curious natures nor to me and also made me the victim am of not a few veteran bores. I The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach even itself to this quality when it appears in a normal remotely person, and so it came about that funny in college I was unjustly accused of being a. politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Who am I kidding, you're not reading this any more. That said, I would like to skip ahead a little bit.
So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight.
"The poor son-of-a-bitch," he said.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
THE END
David Boring
"Long live tha Pussey!"