Posted by s_melly at rarp.arn.com on March 29, 2001 at 15:32:50:
KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OK, not to be scary or anything...I have a boyfriend and everything, and I'm sure you get this all the time, but oh my god can you father my children? Why are there no lady interests for you..er for 'jay and bob' in your movies? Uhm, I wouldn't mind bein' in the middle of that sandwich! I sincerely think you could boost your female audience if you showed all us female admirers you can handle a lil coochie coochie broderoochies. Yr so amazing, keep making movies and giving me something to think about while I have sex with my boyfriend. xoxoxoxoxxoxo love, melissa