Posted by M. Nosh Jileski at proxy-1481.public.svc.webtv.net on March 29, 2001 at 21:32:12:
I haven't been to the WWWBoards for a loooong time, but have checked in frequently the last two days. And, I've noticed something. It seems like a lot of people have been soliciting scripts. Is this new?
Jeesum Crowe, I mean, it's been about two years since I've been on (and I haven't re-read the summaries yet), but isn't it practically the FIRST thing they said? Don't ask for a job, don't ask to be in a movie, etc.
Heckfye, I gots me a script. Maybe I should ask Kevin to make it, too. It's called...uh..."The Journal of...Joan Bridges." It's about this...perfect girl...who wants to be...less perfect. And she's from Texas. And I want Kate Winslet to play the lead. I'm sure people will be mad, since she has to lose 15 pounds and work on her Texan accent, but she'll be great, I swear. It's really edgy. Original, too.